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I'm A Unicorn
Hi, I'm Brittany Susan Pierce, I'm a self declared unicorn, and my cat, Lord Tubbington, is addicted to cocaine. I try to get him to stop, but he doesn't listen.STOP THE VIOLENCE.
| Do you have to wear a school uniform? | |
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Anonymous |
I don’t know. I don’t wear one, but I see a lot of people around here dressed like Rachel Berry…
| I don't understand. How does that keep you from getting hurt? Oh and another question... Have you ever been in love before? | |
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Anonymous |
I don’t understand either. But that’s all they told me… And…Not that I know of..
| Why are you going to a boarding school? | |
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Anonymous |
My mom told me it was because they love me, and don’t want me hurt.
| What about your first time having sex? | |
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Anonymous |
Oh, it was when I was 13. With this senior guy at my old school. I had big boobs when I was young, so guys thought I was older than I was.
| What was your first time like? Who was it with and how old were you? | |
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Anonymous |
…First time doing what? My first time riding a bike was with my daddy and I was 5. My first time smoking weed was when I was 14 with my eighth boyfriend. My first time eating a cheesecake was when I was three with my mommy. What first time did you want?
| Could it be that you have a little crush on Santana? | |
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Anonymous |
I’ve never met Santana…But I’d love to…She is hot, cause I have seen her around, but we’ve never talked before…
| Do you get homesick sometimes? | |
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Anonymous |
Only when Lord Tubbington starts smoking and eating my fondue…he used to do that at home…
| fmk mia, santana, sarah | |
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Anonymous |
Fuck: Mia, because I’ve done it already.
Marry: Santana because she seems amazing.
Kiss: Sarah because she’s just such an innocent person.
| sexiest girl at school? | |
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Anonymous |
Hmmm…Even though Mia and Noelle are both really sexy, yet not quite as sexy as me, I think Santana Lopez is sexiest.
